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Funny

Monday, 18 May 2009

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. =============

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. =============

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. =============

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! =============

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. =============

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! =============

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. =============

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. =============

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. =============

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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DHL



i asked my sister to buy me a digital camera in UK as it's a lot cheaper there (the brand i like costs around 30k here whereas it only costs less than 20k there including shipping to the philippines).

she sent it through dhl. imagine, for a courier, it took almost 2 weeks to reach me (long story! - another dhl blunder). and when i received it, i got the shock of my life!
grabe! my sister declared it as a digital cam, it's on the shipping label as well. yet, they didnt handle the parcel well. sobrang hassle!!!! we're even considering buying a tv stand and having it shipped here. hay, dito na lang!

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Swine Scare



i met up with my cousin the other day. she came from las vegas and is in town for a short break. she said she was hesitant to fly over because of the swine flu. she doesnt want to be hassled at the airport, knowing how officials could get fussy. but because she has been looking forward to it for over a year already, she said, nothing could stop her from having her big break. she just took out additional Medicare supplement insurance, in case.

too bad she's only here for 2 weeks. i'll be gone for most of it. but at least, we've gone out already. that's one thing crossed off her list.

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Off To China



tom, i'll be going on a "shopping spree" with my boss, her daughter and a colleague to china. only, this trip isnt really for leisure. this is a buying trip for our brand, espada/arrow. i'll be gone until sunday. honestly, im not looking forward to this trip. it's because i'll be gone for almost a week when adam isnt feeling well. unfortunately, i cant cancel. everything has been set (tickets booked!).

o well, adam will be left with my hubby. hope he takes good care of him while im gone. hope the days go by fast. i'll try to look for a Delta faucet in china while im there. a favor for my brother.

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Fashion Trend 2009

Monday, 4 May 2009

These are some of the designers and clothes that I prefer and would want to wear something like these or similar to these...since I have to be filthy rich to afford all of these. These were based on fashion trend for 2009.
Here's from Eli Saab
Very classy...and super flowy
Here's from Alexander McQueen
Nice straps..
Here's the latest from DKNY
Very hip

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Madam

Friday, 1 May 2009

i am being teased by my family because the recent pictures i showed them i was being too formal. even on holiday in pagudpod (will post pics next time, i've already forgotten about that)! they call me madam, miss minchin, artistahin (in a nega way!). but at least i dont need to take Anoretix yet!

my mom and sister are gaining a lot of weight while waiting for my sister to go into labor. how? all they do is eat, sleep, watch tv. no wonder baby isnt coming out yet. my sister needs to be on her feet to get "gravity" to work *lol*

anyways, i hope she'll have a safe delivery. cant wait to see my little me (i told them the baby will look like me *lol*)

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